"What do you mean, supposed?" I asked, standing up. "You did this? You set us up?"
"It was supposed to be funny," she said in a panicked voice. "I didn't expect you to go straight for, uh, you know..."
She looked to Anna and back to me. "How the hell did you guys not notice anyway?"
She had a point. I should have noticed, even in the dark, that it wasn't Melissa. Holy fuck, I thought. I ate out my own fucking sister!
A few, extremely awkward, seconds passed as we let what had happened sink in.
"Fuck..." I said, breaking the silence, not knowing what else I could say.
"Sorry," Melissa mumbled, looking extremely apologetic.
"I... need to get home," I said, walking out of the room. What else could I do? I needed time to process, on my own.
"W-Wait," Anna called out to me from the room. A few moments later, she met me in the hall carrying most her clothing with her in a bundle.
I didn't object. It wasn't like she had any other way to get home, after all.
We left without saying goodbye. Without saying anything, really.
The ride home wasn't any better. I tried to concentrate on the road as Anna put on as much of the clothing as she could manage in the seat beside me.
Perhaps I should have said something. But what could I say? Sorry, I thought I was about to fuck your friend, not you? Or Whoops, I guess I ate out my little sister. My bad?
We managed to get home, and into our separate rooms, without so much as looking at each other. Sleep came with great difficulty.